carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that
celestial-sexhair:


THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS AS I CHILD AND THEN I WATCHED HERCULES AFTER LEARNING ABOUT ROMAN NUMERALS AND IT WAS LIKE THE DISCOVERY OF FIRE
autosafari:

The exposed neck: from the accessory nerve (emerging) to the vocal fold.© Mosby/McMinn
pixie-mama:

Garden Nymph  (by Sheila Babcock)
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